can you guess what I google image searched for this?
You would think with the vast amount of goings on with the team we would have more to say. Truth is, one of us is moving, another is directing an opera, and the third locked himself in a gas station bathroom stall and refuses to come out until as he puts it, ” Timmy come home.”
First some definations
bon·er (bōˈnər) noun: Vulgar Slang, An erection of the penis.
bon·er stealer (bōˈnər stēlr) noun: One who engages in the act of Boner-Stealage.
Example: Gee Pat Burrell, Thursday afternoons game sure did give me a big ol baseball boner. That is until Arron Rowand came along and stole all my boners. He sure is a boner stealer.
…Got all that…Everyone still on board at this point. Alright good, post game recap.
Are the Cubs playing harder with Sweet Lou away or are the Giants just playing down to their level?
This is the Voice of Doom speaking! Special bulletin! Flash! The sky is falling! A piece of it just hit you on the head! Now be calm. Don’t get panicky. Run for your life!
Lefty Malo
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